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Everything You Need

by Slightly Stoopid

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1.
Like walkin' on the moon was such a good feeling Lyin' in bed and I'm staring at the ceiling Can't wake up on Monday morning Thinkin' about what makes me yawn and As I look outside it's raining, pouring Cats and dogs I wanna do no more an' When I gotta get up an get out my bed Rather sleep in late and smoke a b-load instead 'Cause the harder you try, less you succeed Don't try at all and get everything you need 'Cause the harder you fall, more it's gon' bleed Watch where you steppin' 'Cause you best not step on me I said the harder you try, less you succeed Don't try at all and get everything you need 'Cause the harder you fall, more it's gon' bleed Watch where you steppin' 'Cause you best not step on me 'Cause if you're ugly on the outside, it don't matter If you're beauty on the inside, it overpowers If the beauty on the outside, it won't matter If you're ugly on the inside, baby don't want it And if you the type of person getting no recognition Reach inside your pockets And then all your money missin' an' You wanna shoot your guns but you got no ammunition Open up your mind and find it's time to take a listen The harder you try, less you succeed Don't try at all and get everything you need 'Cause the harder you fall, more it's gon' bleed Watch where you steppin' 'Cause you best not step on me I said the harder you try, less you succeed Don't try at all and get everything you need 'Cause the harder you fall, more it's gon' bleed Watch where you steppin' 'Cause you best not step on me It's always hard when you're working for the other man Tyrin' to make a dollar with the palms of my empty hand It seems so easily but it never seems to last long Thinkin' thatcha got it for a minute then a minute's gone The harder you try, less you succeed Don't try at all and get everything you need 'Cause the harder you fall, more it's gon' bleed Watch where you steppin' 'Cause you best not step on me I said the harder you try, less you succeed Don't try at all and get everything you need 'Cause the harder you fall, more it's gon' bleed Watch where you steppin' 'Cause you best not step on me
2.
Officer 03:51
It all started late on a Saturday night Said who's got the spliffs and who's got the pint Look out the window said to my surprise Here comes the man in blue and his flashing lights He said, "Now you know your party's fuckin' over with Because ya smokin' joints and your rollin' spliffs Now tell me whatcha think I ought to think of this Say wantcha pull out your sack, I say or you will be missed" Say now, Mr.Officer, come charge me all the time You got me for possession but I swear that it's not mine No matter what you do or say, it's bound to come right back this way And if you want a moment's please say this is what you'll say C'mon an' let's get this party started until the break of dawn An' let's keep this party movin' until there's no one home An' let's get this party started until the break of dawn An' let's keep this party movin', all you've got to do is sing Can't take the pressure for long All they wanna do is rock 'til after 2 Gettin' high, then they singin' this song Snap another b and drink another brew Said, they can't take the pressure for long All I wanna do is rock 'til after 2 Gettin' high then they singin' this song Snap another b then drink another brew, c'mon Pull up on the roadblock but me so sorry Mr.Cop I bet you anything me gonna get stopped Pull up on the roadblock but me so sorry Mr.Cop I bet you anything me gonna get stopped, I want yo Hey, Mr.Cop said, "Now why'd you stoppa me, na na I wasn't driving me car badly" I said, "Don't go lock me up because me smoke sensi Yes, this is the ghetto but me live 'cross the sea" Say now, Mr.Officer, come charge me all the time You got me for possession but I swear that it's not mine No matter what you do or say, it's bound to come right back this way And if you want a moment's please say this is what you'll say C'mon an' let's get this party started until the break of dawn An' let's keep this party movin' until there's no one home An' let's get this party started until the break of dawn An' let's keep this party movin', all you've got to do is sing Can't take the pressure for long All they wanna do is rock 'til after 2 Gettin' high, then they singin' this song Snap another b and drink another brew Said, they can't take the pressure for long All I wanna do is rock 'til after 2 Gettin' high then they singin' this song Snap another b then drink another brew, c'mon Can't take the pressure for long All they wanna do is rock 'til after 2 Gettin' high, then they singin' this song Snap another b and drink another brew Said, they can't take the pressure for long All I wanna do is rock 'til after 2 Gettin' high then they singin' this song
3.
Questionable 02:06
Say where are you going and what you gonna do When all those policemen come chasin' after you? Better run away, you keep yourself from day Then hide out in the night, they leave you without any right And I don't know why they are coming to take you away If you had reasoned They'd call it treason Blow your sorry ass away Say where are you going and what you gonna do When all those policemen come chasin' after you? You better run away, get up yourself here There's blood in your eyes And I don't know why they are coming to take you away If you had reasoned They'd call it treason And blow your sorry ass away And I don't know why they are coming to take you away If you had reasoned They'd call it treason And blow your sorry ass away
4.
His name is Johnny, he's got nothing to say He's just a bad ass motha gettin' in your face You better hang your head low, low to the ground 'Cause we're droppin' mad tracks until were feelin' the sound It's the rhymes and the rhythms that you're used to But with the one-two beats you can dance to And to the people everywhere in the streets That are doin' time in the jail ain't whatcha wanna do 'Cause you're running with a gun Running with a gun, running, running Running with a gun Running with a gun, running, running Running with a gun Running with a gun, running Running with a gun in his hand All of a sudden I sad could you believe All the corruption and the anger in a society With the madness that is here within us all All its armies and its leaders are startin' to fall No you don't know, no, you don't know What time it is "Ten seconds flat", said, "Is what it will take" To make your move don't hesitate With the eyes and the cameras as that are watchin' around The enemy is near and you're to be found Dead or alive make no mistake They're gonna blow your punk ass away 'Cause you're running with a gun Running with a gun, running, running Running with a gun Running with a gun, running, running Running with a gun Running with a gun, running Running with a gun in his hand 'Cause you're running with a gun Running with a gun, running, running Running with a gun Running with a gun, running, running Running with a gun Running with a gun, running Running with a gun in his hand
5.
I see now little girl a cryin she was looking so sad I wonder why but then I realize the pain that she had Deep on the inside something you can't understand I gotta take her back and now she's holdin my hand I'm like a man with just one dollar gotta give it away Unless I'm all upon the mic I ain't got nothing to say I'm just a young man tryin to make one more day To all them bad boyz no they don't mess with me Cause we used to have a drummer The boy he was a bummer We gonna take a drum machine on tour with us this summer People come along and they get smacked back And then the 0070 When I look into your eyes I realize love passes by Now I know it's time to walk away They killin' me deep inside I said the people upon the world they have to see That all this fussin and fightin no it's not for me Yes I'm just a man upon the microphone stand Who hopes to give you some good lovin through the night But if you got a problem then me don't understand The only reason that you're comin around and clamin the man To be the one who - who's tearin your heart up in two And then come rockin upon the microphone while givin it to you When I look into your eyes I realize love passes by Now I know it's time to walk away You're sittin back on the couch tryin to ease the pain Cause it feels like the world is sittin up on your brain Insanity is creepin it comin up on you You don't know what to do because nobody can help you You got the feelin that nobody can hear you See you or feel you or even get near you The invisible man he does the best that he can To survive in world where nobody understands And then I'm sick of all the pressure and insanity That seems to come without warning It's always after me I'm trying to live my life and do what Is right But if you test me boy Blow you up like dynamite They killin me deep inside
6.
(This one's goin' out to the strip joints Yo, meet me at Suzy's Rendez-vous For every Go-Go Bar I'ma send this one out to the gentlemen's clubs Magic City, New York dogs, Rolex I be seeing y'all up in there late at night I understand when your girl is stressing you out (Crazy girls) Know what I'm saying? Don't let the ladies fool y'all now, fellas They be doin' the same thing y'all be doin' Turn up my symphony, man Turn up my symphony Drop a BEAT!) Just 'cause she dances go-go It don't make her a ho, no Maxine, put your dance shoes on We going to the disco We gonna eeeelope to Meeeexico Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo Ten grand, let me see you shake it like you got no Bones in your body and you was made to be a celebrity Twenty grand, know it's a sin, but before me you show Me a little more skin it would fulfill my fantasy Thirty grand, to the highest bidder but Chris Rock Said, 'There's no sex in the champaigne room' Forty grand, looked into her eyes, I saw tears falling Down, type of tears that money couldn't buy Just 'cause she dances go-go It don't make her a ho, no Maxine, put your dance shoes on We going to the disco We gonna eeeelope to Meeeexico Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo Just 'cause she dances go-go It don't make her a ho, no Maxine, put your dance shoes on We going to the disco We gonna eeeelope to Meeeexico Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo Excuse me, what is your name? Uh, my name is Hope, yo I was blessed with the body of the Goddesses Have you any idea how hard this is? I could flex in 25 positions But I only work here to pay my tuition Yo, tantalizing teaser Table-top pleaser Give me what I need a Mastercard a Visa Lap dance fantasy Picture us on and on white canopy Wyclef extended his hand to me Like Billy D. said he's feelin me Take me away from here, so far Where they ride horses, no cars No more stripping in bars Me and you 'Clef, against the odds Just 'cause she dances go-go It don't make her a ho, no Maxine, put your dance shoes on We going to the disco We gonna eeeelope to Meeeexico Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo Just 'cause she dances go-go It don't make her a ho, no Maxine, put your dance shoes on We going to the disco We gonna eeeelope to Meeeexico Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo (Yo a lot of y'all sitting with y'all girls Fronting like the budweiser commercial Talking bout, 'IIIIIII, I don't be going to the strip joints' You lying man! You'd be surprised who you see up in there man I got one question for you liars, man) Shot callers, Wasn't you a preacher? You calling her a hooker? He without sin cast the first stone I met her on the subway, she gave me that VIP card And told me if I ever have problems Don't hesitate to come by, yeah, yeah, yeah Just 'cause she dances go-go It don't make her a ho, no Maxine, put your dance shoes on We going to the disco We gonna eeeelope to Meeeexico Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo Just 'cause she dances go-go It don't make her a ho, no Maxine, put your dance shoes on We going to the disco We gonna eeeelope to Meeeexico Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo Call up my mama said I'm in love with a stripper yo (Yo baby, can I get another lap dance? I tell you I Got nothing but funny money, man. New York Dogs.)
7.
Wicked Rebel 04:03
Bring me me echo, kick down the treble Watch the bass line come to bring but the wicked rebel Bring me me echo, kick down the treble Watch the bass line come to bring but the wicked rebel Then me call the Dr. Moor Who's got the chronic in his right hand Say when you smoke it down Boy, then you called upon the right man The smoke is clearing and the walls start shaking What is this now prescription drug, you know that I be taking He say, "Son, you've got to take it but at least three times a day" Said, "But if you wanna be quick and livin' in the irie way" "But, won't you pick it up Before it gets knocked down You've got to pick it up Pull the seed straight out from the ground You've got to pick it up, boy Before the one who come to steal your ganja" Said he come up quick behind you To bring back what he stole Before you come to found out That the one wicked man He control the sound board, he said Bring me me echo, kick down the treble Watch the bass line come to bring but the wicked rebel Bring me me echo, kick down the treble Watch the bass line come to bring but the wicked rebel And he say Said, it's the lyric that make you happy The lyric that make you sad Said, it's the lyric that make you feel like You've lost the love you have To the man that come before you strictly for the line, say now Me don't want no reason to be givin' up on a rhyme [] Bring me me echo, kick down the treble Watch the bass line come to bring but the wicked rebel Bring me me echo, kick down the treble Watch the bass line come to bring but the wicked rebel Mr. Officer, oh no Say, Mr.Officer, [] that Please don't come and go, interrogate me, no no Say, don't interrogate me, no no But watch out Me don't want no reason, me don't want no no rhyme Me don't want no reason, me don't want no no rhyme Me don't want no reason to be givin' up on a rhyme Come an' give good lovin' said good lovin' all the time Bring me me echo, kick down the treble Watch the bass line come to bring but the wicked rebel Bring me me echo, kick down the treble Watch the bass line come to bring but the wicked rebel [] bring me me echo, kick down the treble Watch the bass line come to bring but the wicked rebel Bring me me echo, kick down the treble Watch the bass line come to bring but the wicked rebel Mr.Officer, no no Say, Mr.Officer, [Incomprehensible] that Please don't come and go, interrogate me, no no Say, don't interrogate me, no no But watch out But watch out But watch out But watch out
8.
Sweet Honey 03:50
Put up your hands, girl, but not so pushy If you wanna be comin' and makin' sweet love to me And if you're the type of girl that do anything me please Maybe then I realize you ain't got what I need To keep my soul alright, it keeps me up high above Yes, me got the reason to come, question your love It keeps my soul alright, it keeps me up high above Want me girlie to come, give me some sweet lovin' And in the morning time she makes me feel alright Then me gotta be waitin' till the day turns to night 'Cause in the evening time she makes me feel alright Girl, you got me wishin' this would happen every night Said, ?If you want to get with me, girl, this is what you'll find? But a man who's got the type of moves to make you lose your mind You tell me that your love is true on each and every day You tell me that you've got that type of lovin' here to stay Sweet honey You see me laughin' 'cause it's kinda funny to me The way she say, she never give her lovin' for free She say she got a man, why she looki n' at me Yes, she want a lover with the sensitivity ya But won't you tell me that your love's from the heart Yes, the type of lovin' that can tear a man apart Girl, you got to realize before it ever starts Yes, I am the man who won't come breakin' your heart Said, ?If you want to get with me, girl, this is what you'll find? But a man who's got the type of moves to make you lose your mind You tell me that your love is true on each and every day You tell me that you've got that type of lovin' here to stay Sweet honey, she gonna steal my money Sweet honey, she gonna steal my lovin' Yes, you try to tell me that you're sent from above Girl, you give me reason to come, question your love Sweet honey, she gonna steal my money Sweet honey, she gonna steal my lovin' Yes, you try to tell me that you're sent from above Girl, you give me reason to come, question your love, sweet honey Said, ?If you want to get with me, girl, this is what you'll find? But a man who's got the type of moves to make you lose your mind You tell me that your love is true on each and every day You tell me that you've got that type of lovin' here to stay Sweet honey, she gonna steal my money Sweet honey, she gonna steal my lovin' Yes, you try to tell me that you're sent from above Girl, you give me reason to come, question your love Sweet honey, she gonna steal my money Sweet honey, she gonna steal my lovin' Yes, you try to tell me that you're sent from above Girl, you give me reason to come, question your love Sweet honey, she gonna steal my money Sweet honey, she gonna steal my lovin' Yes, you try to tell me that you're sent from above Girl, you give me reason to come, question your love Sweet honey, she gonna steal my money Sweet honey, she gonna steal my lovin' Yes, you try to tell me that you're sent from above Girl, you give me reason to come, question your love, sweet honey Said, ?Little women with your pretty red dress on The type of women make you never forget? Said, ?Little women with your pretty red dress on The type of women make you never forget?
9.
Punk rock Billy Punk rock Billy Punk rock Billy Punk rock Billy was an average Joe Kickin' kids shins with his steel boot toe With his chin up high and his feet down low So no one tells him which way to go And I don't know just what it will take Watch and see all of his mistakes Stumbling onto the ground again And off to the jail house is where he's sent He wore his pants too low He spiked his hair too high, he never said goodbye That punk rock Billy, punk rock Billy, he's the one That punk rock Billy, he's the one Ain't nobody gonna fuck with me Knowin' they'll end up D E A D Why the fuck would they call L A P D 'Cause you know those dudes can't catch me Say where I live there's no sunshine Kickin' in heads and your behind Wanna fuck with me just one more time Punk rock Billy this is your last time He wore his pants too low He spiked his hair too high, he never said goodbye That punk rock Billy, that punk rock Billy, he's the one That punk rock Billy, he's the one Punk rock Billy Punk rock Billy Punk rock Billy
10.
Picture me Flying down the highway Rolling me(my) way I can sit and marinate But why should I stay just roll Can never be still it seems I am always on the go One day at a time I vision everything in slow mo That's how I kept it always and I won't change I can stand here like a statue but have no game to grow Can never be still it seems I'm always on the go One day at a time I vision everything in slow mo Capitol eye - to the man to the land is where I navigate you Hit your city then we make moves Every county every state too We bake and take the cake too The effects that suffocate you Handle business on my way through When I leave it don't mean I hate you Nomadically, no matter where I be It will be with me I mean musically I stay on game because I'm choosing to be Coming out the system when your cruising the streets Slightly Stoopid and the band CE World wide most definitely Hang around here what you expecting from me When I am gone later on you will be checking for me People can take me the wrong way Call it a night from a long day till it's gone hey Pass me a bottle of that Bombay But I hate it when it feels like a Monday But I can't stay I got to stick and move Be ready in this case they switch the rules Get it off my chest with the SS crew That could never be me but I guess that is you Different strokes for different faces Spacious skies stay high and gracious Patience makes us feel tired and wasted Came so close I can almost taste it Switch it up once and change the game plan Put in on you like a Nike name brand Till you give it up and let respect change hands It will never be the same man
11.
Wiseman 03:20
said the man who feel him a fool for he be the wiseman for the man who don't think he's a fool he control his destiny but he's too cool for himself for himself for himself all i need is something to keep me movin' on in a world where violence reigns and everybody seems so strange to me said the man who feel him a fool for he be the wise man for the man who dont feel him a fool he control his destiny yeah he's too cool for himself for himself for himself oh this weapon of destruction swallows peoples suffering and no confusion you aint winnin' if your losin' we don't need said the man who feel him a fool he for he be the wiseman for the man who don't think he's a fool he control his destiny but he's too cool for himself for himself for himself oh
12.
All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go I'm standing here outside the door I hate to wake you up to say goodbye But the dawn is breakin', it's early morn' The Taxi's waitin', he's blown his horn Already I'm so lonesome I could die There's so many times I've let you down So many times I've fooled around I tell you now they don't mean a thing Ev'ry song I sing I sing for you Ev'ry girl me lay I lay for you When I come back I'll bring your wedding ring So kiss me and smile for me Tell me that you'll wait for me Hold me like you never let me go 'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane Don't know when I'll be back again Oh babe, I hate to go
13.
Hello little darling, ain't no need to worry Feels right in my arm now Why go home, be all alone? But if the sun shines, know that's because of you Just know that's true When all your money's gone, where will you be? If your love is strong, thats all you need One time, you know, I love you with your funky ass style I love you twice a month since you had our first child Our love runs deep like the blood in my veins I love you always and always the same Love remains Love your every change Love your every phase The passing of the days plus when you're away Oh, darling darling, if you stay, my love will never change Feel the power when our two hearts will combine The power is yours and the power is mine When love is born, you know, the sky must cry Write you love letters till my pen runs dry If you stay, good lovin' make me wanna fly If you go, rise and fall, dip and dive You who I'm with, so I shine so bright I love you darling till the day that I die Darling darling, said now where'd you go? I said I'll never know the way you come and go When all your money's gone, where will you be? If your love is strong, that's all you need Call a 911 and it's emergency But even in the 912, do you feel the urgent see To people all around the world who never heard of me Just leave another message, please Lord, please guide and protect me I got the love in my heart, I got the fire in my soul This no type of fire that nobody can control But when I'm up on the mic, I got the mind overloaded They never test me just because they don't rock and roll I'm singin', oh my God, Lord have mercy Thought fools were gettin' bad but now they're even gettin' worse See somethings cant be healed up by no doctors or no nurses It's time to stop the fussin' and the fightin' and the cursin' This world is hopeless but I love it anyway It is what they givin', all the good love for free And if you need love, with your lovin' are you brave? Come on and give a little good love to me, that what they want Darling darling, said now where'd you go? I said I'll never know the way you come and go When all your money's gone, where will you be? If your love is strong, that's all you need It's a long long way from home but hold on It's a long, it's a long long way but hold on It's a long, it's a long long way but hold on It's a long, it's a long long way but hold on Call a 911 and it's emergency Lord, please guide and protect me Call a 911 and it's emergency Lord, please guide and protect me Call a 911 and it's emergency Lord, please guide and protect me Call a 911 and it's emergency Lord, please guide and protect me
14.
Collie Man 02:13
And some man live his life For profits alone That very same man He lives his life all alone And the road to life Yes it goes up and down Doesn't really matter As long as the music goes on Hey mister collie man Why don't you come round no more Hey mister collie collie man Don't you hear me troubled call Hey mister collie man Look i didn't come to disturb You best not be come 'round here Unless you've got me sensi herb I never needed any Reason for me to say Through all them troubled times Yes me love you any way And the roughest path You know the rocky rocky road You know that Life and love is a Heavy heavy load Hey mister collie man Why don't you come 'round no more Hey mister collie collie man Dont you hear me troubled call Hey mister collie man Look i didn't come to disturb You best not be come round here Unless you've got me sensi herb You best not be come round here Unless you've got me sensi herb

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